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Everyone has an annoying friend who is sometimes hard to put up with but you still miss them when they aren’t around. It might be your bestie or your sister, but this person surely knows you well enough to find ways to easily annoy you!
For this post, I made a collection of the best quotes about annoying friends. I’m sure you’ll find most of them relatable and recognize someone you know among these wise words!
Now, let’s find out why there is even such thing as an annoying friend, and then proceed right to the funny quotes about it.
Why is your friend so annoying?
Oftentimes your friend annoys you simply because they love you and want your attention. They know your triggers and feel better and closer to you when they get any emotional reaction from you. If you find your friend annoying, try communicating it in a gentle way, as they might not even know that something they do bothers you.
However, if your friend is not just annoying but negative or is doing things that are harmful to your self-esteem, this might be a case of a toxic friendship. Read this list of quotes about bad friends to figure out whether this relationship is healthy and worth keeping.
Funny quotes about annoying friends
Here are the best annoying friend quotes to make you laugh!
1. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
2. My friends? Sometimes they are annoying but I still want them in my life.
3. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it may annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
4. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
5. That annoying moment when your friends make it really obvious that you like your crush.
6. There are some friends who inspire your inner serial killer.
7. Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
8. You have this annoying ability to say the perfect thing and then ruin it by still talking. – Jen Wylie
9. There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. – Don Herold
10. That annoying friend who doesn’t want to order anything for themselves but picks on your food when it arrives.
11. Good news is, we’re annoying him. Bad news is, we’re all going to die painfully.Brandy Nacole
12. I am not in a bad mood. Everyone is just annoying.
13. If your friends don’t make fun of you, they are not really your friends.
14. Everyone has a friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to go home.
15. The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. ― Bob Marley
16. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Best quotes and sayings on tolerating friends
17. Love the friends whose existence annoys you.
18. Happiness is irritating your best friend in the most insane way.
19. Nothing is more annoying than a tardy friend. – Plautus
20. When you find people who not only tolerate your quirks but celebrate them with cries of “Me too!”, be sure to cherish them. Because those weirdos are your tribe.
21. People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn’t. – Christopher Paolini
22. Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
23. I know, it is so hard to find a friend who is loyal, caring, honest and cute. Lucky for you, I’m all of those and more!
24. I may look calm but in my head I killed you three times.
25. One annoying best friend is far better than a valentine who doesn’t even talk to you.
26. True friends are those who dare to let you know your mistakes rather than agree with you over the wrong things.
27. Being anti-social can also mean that you’re aware of how annoying it is to be social. – Dov Davidoff
28. I wanna be nice but everyone just annoys me.
29. I deserve a medal for making it through all this without stabbing you.
30. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid stuff alone.
31. I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
If your bestie starts to annoy you, send them one of these quotes as a little hint! Maybe they’ll stop.
32. Friendship is… being equally annoying.
33. Hey there, best friend! Sometimes I think that you actually deserve a prize and a slap for being the most annoying and trustworthy person in my life.
34. To my best friend: No you are not funny, you are just annoying.
35. I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
36. Giving your best friend “the look” when someone is being annoying as hell.
37. That was our friendship: equal parts irritation and cooperation.
38. Raise your hand if your best friend is the most annoying yet most loving person on the planet!
39. That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend do.
40. Nobody really likes us except for us.
41. I don’t hate you, you’re just the most annoying person in my life. – Rebecca Sparrow
42. Sometimes my best friend annoys the shit out of me, but I know that I could never live without her.
43. Best friend is the one whose presence is annoying but absense is even more.
44. Friendship is annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it.
45. Best friend logic: I insult you because I love you.
46. I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they’re like ‘nevermind’. – Bob Bobby
47. Yes, she is annoying. But I love her.
Quotes for when you are feeling annoying yourself
Wait, what if you are that annoying friend? These quotes are for those times when you aren’t sure whether your behavior is acceptable or annoys the hell out of your friends.
48. I am willing to be annoying if that’s what was necessary. – Jonathan Safran Foer
49. I really want to talk to you but I feel like I’m annoying you.
50. Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you’re annoying the hell out of someone else. – Matt Groening
51. I see no good reason to act my age!
52. Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them!
53. If you are not annoying someone, you are not doing anything new. – Penelope Trunk
54. There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.
55. Happiness is teasing a friend until he or she gets irritated.
56. I’m quite annoying and can’t imagine what it would be like living with me 24/7. – Gabrielle Aplin
57. I was the little sister that was annoying. – Heidi Klum
58. Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. – Esther M. Clark
59. That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it.
60. I’m aware that I can be annoying. – Sandra Bullock
61. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and then after that still please don’t talk to me.
62. If you are not annoying somebody, you’re not alive. – Margaret Atwood
63. I can be really annoying, but I also feel like I’m a nice person. – Mike White
Funny annoying quotes to send someone you care about
Whether you are an annoying friend or you have one like that, these “I love to annoy you” quotes might be perfect to describe your friendship!
64. Of all the annoying things in the world, you are my favorite.
65. He’s annoying, he’s hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he’s out of his mind but he’s everything I want.
66. Everybody wishes to find that one special person to annoy for the rest of life.
67. I believe in annoyed at first sight.
68. Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.
69. I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy. – Rick Riordan
70. He stole my heart so I’m planning revenge. I am going to take his last name.
71. In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated. – Robert Smith
72. I want to be cuddled but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.
73. I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
74. There’s nothing I find quite as annoying as the phrase “I told you so.” – Ayelet Waldman
75. I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time.
76. How can a little thing be so annoying? – Stephenie Meyer
77. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. – Rita Rudner
78. Sometimes talking to you is like talking to myself: pretty damned annoying. – Richelle Mead
79. I won’t let my best friends do silly, stupid, annoying, funny things… without me! – Azhly Antenor
Quotes about the most irritating person in your life
Sometimes the person who irritates you is not necessarily your friend, but you have to deal with them in your daily life for some reason. Maybe they are classmates, coworkers, or clients. In any case, these quotes will probably make you smile through the pain, recognizing exactly how you feel in the company of irritating people like that.
80. I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.
81. We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.
82. Once you start to dislike someone, everything they do begins to annoy you.
83. Dear people who annoy me, please cancel my subscription to your issues.
84. The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.
85. If I could unmeet some people I would.
86. If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.
87. I’m sorry. I was listening until, out of nowhere, I became distracted by this loud, obnoxious noise that turned out to be your voice.
88. Are you just annoying by nature, or did you take a seminar? – D.J. Manly
89. Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don’t act as if you know everything.
90. You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. – Kourtney Kardashian
91. When you don’t like someone, even their breathing is annoying.
92. No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.
93. I agree with everything you say just to make you stop talking.
94. Some people just don’t get that I’ll rather talk to a wall than them. – Francine Chiar
95. Everybody has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.
Sarcastic quotes about annoying people
96. Nothing brightens up a room like your absence.
97. Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
98. I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I naturally tune out annoying people.
99. What’s the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots? – Cassandra Clare
100. Some people have so little going on in their lives, they would rather discuss yours. – Rashida Rowe
101. I think I heard you say, ‘Blah, blah blah, blah”. Is that correct?
102. Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov
103. Sarcasm is the best response for some people.
104. I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
105. I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at.
106. It’s hard to keep on being civil when they ask you such annoying questions. – Olivia De Havilland
107. I should get an award for how I’ve managed to not punch you in the face every time I see you.
108. Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked “what’s wrong with you?” several times.
109. Sometimes some people need a high five. On the head. With a sledgehammer.
110. Life would be much easier if I could mark people as spam.
111. I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.
Final thoughts on annoying friends
These were the 111 best funny and relatable quotes about annoying friends who are always there for you to irritate you. I hope that you found at least a few catchy sayings that describe your situation and are exactly on point!
It’s not always easy to put up with an annoying friend. Make sure to kindly tell them that some part of their behavior bothers you if you really want things to change. But be nice and not rude about it to keep your friendship thriving!
Many of the quotes above miss an author. If you happen to know who said that, let me know in the comments and I’ll be sure to update this list of quotes with proper attribution!
So here is a bonus quote everyone reading this can probably relate to.
Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.
Make sure you aren’t annoying your friends too much by sending them quotes all the time! Choose your timing and save the best sayings for those perfect moments when you can laugh together.
Bookmark this page if you have annoying friends in your life who often need a little hint.
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